Faked Sarcasm Raccoon T-Shirt

$26.99

~~$33.74~~ $26.99

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Color Banana Blossom Chambray Ivory

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Tap into your unfiltered, unhinged side with this hilarious cartoon raccoon tee featuring a hand-drawn raccoon in hair curlers, puffing on a cigarette, and delivering the bold declaration: "Never-ever Have I Faked a Sarcasml." Whether you live on chaos or just appreciate a touch of feral flair, this tee is your new personality. Printed on a super-soft Comfort Colors® tee, it's perfect for lounging, people-watching, or plotting your next sarcastic masterpiece. The hand-drawn illustration and intentionally irreverent punchline make it delightfully unpolished—and proudly wild.

SIZING TIP: Comfort Colors® tees run true to size with a relaxed, slightly boxy fit. Size up for an oversized look.

CARE TIP: wash inside out in cold water and dry on low heat to protect longevity of design.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

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Description

✅ Comfort Colors 1717 T-shirt
✅ Relaxed Fit with Vintage Feel
✅ 100% Ring Spun US Cotton
✅ Pre-shrunk -Soft-washed Garment-Dyed Fabric
✅ Runs True To Size with Relaxed Boxy Fit. Size up for Over-sized Look
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

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Care Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt and longevity of your design.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, dry on low heat & avoid drying with heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

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Shipping
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 5-7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Replacements & Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order, and we strive for our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Please contact us if there is an issue with an item, and we will make it right!

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a replacement or full refund.
✅ Item issues must be brought to our attention within 30 days of the purchase date.

For inquiries or to report an issue, please contact us at oldschoolcoolco@gmail.com

This policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.